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Sardar + Sardar = Problem n Luaghter
Nov 28th
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach More >
Sarcastic & Funny Phrases
Nov 20th
- Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
- He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.
- I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
- Any similarity More >
Yaad ata hai bohut woh guzra hoa zamana
Nov 13th
Yaad ata hai bohut woh guzra hoa zamana Woh School ki life woh bachpan ka yarana
Left rite kehtay hoey hathon ko uthana woh Iqbal ki dua woh asambli ka taranaa
Woh ghanti bajtay he classes say nikalna woh lunch mai ja kar cholay chaat kahana
woh gurmiyon ki chUTion mai ghumnay ko More >
busss jii ajjj ka ye lassst baqii phirr kbhi
Nov 13th
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor, Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor, Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange more..
Aapne mere man se khela, aapne mere tan se khela, aapne mere dhan se khela aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela… well played! well played! More >
jis din huaa paThaan ke murGe kaa intaqaal
Nov 13th
jis din huaa paThaan ke murGe kaa intaqaal daavat kii maulavii kii tab aayaa use Khayaal murdaar murG kii huii mullaah ko jab Khabar saaraa badan sulag uThaa, Gaalib huaa jalaal kahane lage khilaaoge mam gosht? tum ko nahiin zaraa bhii shariyat ka kuchh Khayaal murdaar Gosht to shariyat mein More >
Jis Shakhs Ko Ooper Ki Kamai Nahi Hoti
Nov 13th
Jis Shakhs Ko Ooper Ki Kamai Nahi Hoti Society Us Ki Kabhi High Nahi Hoti
Tab Tak Tu Bhari Mehfil Main Lagta Hey Moazaz Jab Tak Keh Ghazal Us Ney Sunai Nahi Hoti
Police Kara Laiti Hey Her CHeez Baramad Us Sey Bhi Jis Ney Churai Nahi Hoti
Dhoka Or Fareb Is Main More >
