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Fun Time
Aug 10th
Teacher to Pathan: How many provinces Pakistan has?
Pathan: Four
Teacher : Bravo ! count the names
Pathan: Mashriq, Maghrib, Shumaal, Junoob )
Interesting Facts for Over 50
Jul 22nd
If you are Over 50, you can enjoy these benefits
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 4. People call at 9pm and ask, ” Did I More >
Fun Time
Jul 5th
Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafaon ki kahaani na sunaya kar Faraz
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Ek te pehle he eni Garmi utto tera Rona nai mukda……
Husband Filing Report of Missing Wife
Jun 13th
A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: Man: I lost my wife (misty) Inspector: What is her height Man; I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Man: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair Man: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing Man: More >
Laughter Time
May 8th
The Most Unfulfiled Desire of all the Science Students
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A Bomb Should have fallen
Instead of
An Apple on
NEWTON…. =P
Funny Perspectives of Marriage
Mar 9th
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on More >
Fun for husbands
Feb 28th
Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?
Man: I’m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife…
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, More >
Meaning of Dream
Feb 24th
Gift to a wife A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. That evening, the man came home More >
Irony of Life
Feb 24th
Husband to Hotel Manager: Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window Hotel Manager: It’s your Matter What Can I Do, Sir? Husband: The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !
Fun & Fun Only
Feb 24th
3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife 1)The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife