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Sharp Software Engineer VS His Cunning Manager
Aug 29th
OUR FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - (Online chat).
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s)
Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow…am honoured, u know what, my day More >
Husband Filing Report of Missing Wife
Jun 13th
A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: Man: I lost my wife (misty) Inspector: What is her height Man; I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Man: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair Man: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing Man: More >
سردار جی۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔
May 23rd
ایک سردارجی انگلش کے پیپر میں ان ٹرانسلیشنز کی وجہ سے فیل ہو گیا.
1۔ میں عام آدمی نہیں ہوں۔
I am not a mango man.
2۔ سردا اور گرما فروٹ ہیں۔
Colda and hota is fruit.
3۔ مجھے بھی انگلش آتی ہے۔
English comes to me also.
4۔ دو اور دو برابر چار۔
Give and give equal More >
Fun Time
Feb 18th
Ransom A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us 100,000,00 we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.” More >
Fun & Fun Only
Feb 9th
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are More >
Newton’s Laws for Software Engineer
Dec 2nd
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force More >
A Perfect Software Engineer
Dec 2nd
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt. The mechanical engineer says “Ah! It’s probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!”. The More >