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It’s called Mindset!!
Feb 21st
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they More >
Fun Time
Feb 18th
Ransom A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us 100,000,00 we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.” More >
“Self Appraisal”
Feb 18th
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone number).
The store-owner observed and listened More >
Killing English
Feb 9th
Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”
Class teacher once said : ” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
Once Hindi teacher said….”I’m going out of the world to America..”
“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
Don’t..laugh at the back More >
Fun & Fun Only
Feb 9th
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are More >
Fun Time
Feb 8th
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the cigarettes I smoked, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the cigarette & think about the workers in the cigarette factory & all of their More >
IT Field!!!
Feb 8th
Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. – “Someone may steal from it at night.”
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
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Wise Quote
Feb 6th
Never change your Originality for the sake of others
Because!
No one can play your role better than you,
So!
Be yourself
Because you are so Competent in yourself.
Sardar Joke
Feb 6th
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah mery clinic k bahir kharay ho kar ladies ko kiyoon ghoortay ho?
Sardar: Ji aap nay khud he to likha hai, “Ladies ko dekhnay ka time 9 se 11 hai”
Beauty & Charm
Feb 4th
Beauty is quite different from Charm.
Beauty is what you notice in a woman,
Charm is when a woman notices you…………..