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Wafaon Ke Hawalay
Mar 9th
1. Jub kahin chahay andheron main ujale us ne, Ker diya ghar mera sholon k hawale us ne, Us pe khol jati mery shoq ki shidat sari, Dekhy hoty jo mery paaon k chhalay os ne, Jis ka pyar zamane se chupaya main ne, Mery Qissay sarr-e-bazar uchhaly us ne, More >
Baghawat
Mar 9th
1. Sari dunia k rawajon se baghawat ki thi… Yaad ata hay main ne b mohabat ki thi…. Jab kisi ki yad ne ankhon ko bhigoya tha meri… Main ne aik nam ki tasbih pe tilawat ki thi… Us ko chor kay hansaty huway ghar aa kay… Itna roye the k More >
Fun for husbands
Feb 28th
Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?
Man: I’m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife…
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, More >
Meaning of Dream
Feb 24th
Gift to a wife A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. That evening, the man came home More >
Irony of Life
Feb 24th
Husband to Hotel Manager: Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window Hotel Manager: It’s your Matter What Can I Do, Sir? Husband: The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !
Fun & Fun Only
Feb 24th
3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife 1)The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife
It’s called Mindset!!
Feb 21st
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they More >
Fun Time
Feb 18th
Ransom A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us 100,000,00 we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.” More >
“Self Appraisal”
Feb 18th
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone number).
The store-owner observed and listened More >
Killing English
Feb 9th
Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”
Class teacher once said : ” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
Once Hindi teacher said….”I’m going out of the world to America..”
“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
Don’t..laugh at the back More >