meSmarty
Smartness is everything
Smartness is everything
Jan 31st
School:
a place where papa pays and son plays
Life insurance:
a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.
Dictionary:
a place where success comes before work
Smile:
a curve that can set a More >
Jan 30th
Jan 27th
There was a young man who went overseas to study for a quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions. Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar.
Young Man: Who More >
Jan 27th
K2 is the second-highest mountain on Earth (after Mount Everest). With a peak elevation of 8,611 metres (28,251 ft), K2 is part of the Karakoram segment of the Himalayan range, and is located in the Northern Areas of Pakistan, on the border[1] between Pakistan’s northern territories,[2] and the Taxkorgan Tajik Autonomous County of Xinjiang, China.[3] K2 is known More >
Jan 26th
There are a number of places on earth where the land is below sea level.
In Death Valley, California, and around the Dead Sea in Israel, for instance. But none of these depressions, or low-lying places, can compare to a huge depression in Antarctica that is covered with thick ice.
Scientists have More >
Jan 26th
تم نے تو کہ دیا محبت نہیں ملی مجھکو تو یہ کہنے کی بھی مہلت نہیں ملی نیندوں کے دیس جاتے کوئی خواب دیکھتے لیکن دیا جلانے سے مہلت نہیں ملی تجھ کو تو خیر شہر کے لوگوں کا خوف تھا اور مجھکو اپنے گھر سے اجازت نہیں ملی پھر اختلاف رائے کی صورت نکل پڑی اپنی More >
Jan 26th
لو اپنا جہاں دنیا والوہم اس دنیا کو چھوڑچلے
جو رشتےناطےجوڑے تھے وہ رشتے ناطے توڑ چلے
کچھ سکھ کے سپنے دیکھ چلے کچھ دکھ کےسپنے جھیل چلے
تقدیر کی اندھی گردش نے جو کھیل کھلائے کھیل چلے
ہر چیز تمھاری لوٹادی، ہم لے کے نہیں کچھ ساتھ چلے
پھر دوش نہ دینا اے لوگو More >
Jan 26th
In a cricket match, there was a girl who painter Pakistani flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said..
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Mera metha Pakistan =)
Jan 26th
Girlfriend to Sardar: Tum to bas apnay kam mein lagay rehte ho.. mer to koi parwah hi nhitmhein
SardaR: Oye! Pyar kernay walay kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!