Smartness is everything
SMS
Fantastic definitions
Jan 31st
School:
a place where papa pays and son plays
Life insurance:
a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.
Dictionary:
a place where success comes before work
Smile:
a curve that can set a More >
Pakistani Flag
Jan 26th
In a cricket match, there was a girl who painter Pakistani flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said..
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Mera metha Pakistan =)
Sardar
Jan 26th
Girlfriend to Sardar: Tum to bas apnay kam mein lagay rehte ho.. mer to koi parwah hi nhitmhein
SardaR: Oye! Pyar kernay walay kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!
Experiment
Jan 26th
Sardar aur pathan science ka tajarba ker rahay thay…
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Neechay kya dhoond rahe ho, joke tou uper hi khatam ho gya
Thought of the Day
Jan 26th
“Never make the same mistake twice ..
cuz..
There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day
sms
Jan 26th
Tammaaaam “Khoobsoorat” logon ko ittala dee jaati he k
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Aap to aisay parh rahe hein jaise ye ittala aapp k liye he
Joke –
Jan 26th
Police ne larka or laki ko motorcycle pe jate rok ker pocha
Kya lagti he ye tmhari?
Larka: Wesy tu kuch nahi lagti
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break lagaon to thori thori sath lgti hai
Joke
Jan 26th
Son: Dad ap buhat baray najomi hein!
Dad: (khushi se) tmhein kaise pata chala
son: ap ne 6 months pehlay hi bata dia tha k mein fail ho jaon ga
Inspiring SMS
Jan 19th
Success is never permanent. Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effoet until your victory makes a history.