Smartness is everything
santa banta sms
Santa Singh & Hidden CaM
Sep 21st
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?” Santa : “Hidden camera!” Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?” Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am More >
Welcome to Sardar World
Aug 28th
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se…..
2ND: itne… pyar se….?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra More >
Santa reads a poster
Aug 20th
Santa reads a poster outside a police station “wanted for rape and murder cases.”
He goes in and says, “Sir I want to apply for the job on the poster
hand writing
Aug 12th
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
Santa:mai tere mobile say apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?
B.A
Aug 12th
Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?”
Banta: “B.A.”
Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?”
tyre
Aug 12th
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
santa banta
Aug 12th
Santa went to see a girl for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”
santa”s poetry
Aug 12th
Santa”s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
essay on dog
Aug 12th
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
santa banta
Aug 12th
Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.