Santa Banta Sms

Santa Singh & Hidden CaM

Sep 21st

Posted by Anees in Fun

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?” Santa : “Hidden camera!” Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?” Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am More >

Hidden Cam

Welcome to Sardar World

Aug 28th

Posted by Anees in Fun

885 comments

Sardar declares:

I will never marry in my life and

I’ll give same advice to my children also

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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se…..

2ND: itne… pyar se….?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra More >

Santa reads a poster

Aug 20th

Posted by amaris4u in santa banta sms

119 comments

Santa reads a poster outside a police station “wanted for rape and murder cases.”

He goes in and says, “Sir I want to apply for the job on the poster

apply for the job, police station

hand writing

Aug 12th

Posted by mameen in Fun

1,124 comments

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile say apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?

handwriting, santa banta sms

B.A

Aug 12th

Posted by mameen in Fun

142 comments

Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?” Banta: “B.A.” Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?”

santa banta sms

tyre

Aug 12th

Posted by mameen in santa banta sms

568 comments

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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santa banta

Aug 12th

Posted by mameen in santa banta sms

571 comments

Santa went to see a girl for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”

santa banta sms

santa”s poetry

Aug 12th

Posted by mameen in santa banta sms

716 comments

Santa”s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

santa banta sms