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A Woman’s Week at the Gym
Jun 4th
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my husband gave me a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I More >
Amazing Rock in Saudi Arabia – Believe It Or Not!
Jun 2nd
A huge rock in a village of Al-Hassa region, SAUDI ARABIA raises 11 cms from the ground level once in a year during the month of April and stays elevated for about 30 minutes!!!
They say that 17 years ago, one Mujahid was shot dead behind this rock as he was More >
joke of the day
Jun 2nd
A man died and went to heaven
He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked the angel, ‘What are all those clocks?’
Angel answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose More >
Don’t Copy if you can’t paste!
May 29th
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”
Laughter and applause. A week later, a More >
سردار جی۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔
May 23rd
ایک سردارجی انگلش کے پیپر میں ان ٹرانسلیشنز کی وجہ سے فیل ہو گیا.
1۔ میں عام آدمی نہیں ہوں۔
I am not a mango man.
2۔ سردا اور گرما فروٹ ہیں۔
Colda and hota is fruit.
3۔ مجھے بھی انگلش آتی ہے۔
English comes to me also.
4۔ دو اور دو برابر چار۔
Give and give equal More >
Wish
May 13th
Once there were three people.
Boss, Clerk and Officer.
They were going for a meeting and met a Jinn. The Jinn said, “I will full fill one wish for each of you”.
Clerk said:
Send me to USA with a lot of money. (Clerk disappeared)
Officer Said:
Send me to Paris. (Officer disaperared)
Jinn said to boss:
What More >
Sher ki shadi
May 8th
Sher ki shadi ho rahi thi jangle k sare sher jama thay itne me aik kutta aa gya aur nachna shoro kar dya tu sher ne kaha: sher ki shadi me kutton ka kya kaam… tu kutta bola: shadi say pahle me b sher he tha..
Wise Quote
May 8th
Dont show so much love to anyone,
because!
it creates a non-curable pain when he/she starts avoiding you.