Fun

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Mein tumko chand kehdon, magar usme daagh he,

Suraj kehdoon, magar usme aag he,

Socha tumko Bandar hi kehdon, 

Magar us kambhakhat mein bhi damaag he

Pathan

Pathan 1 baraf ka piece utha k usaay ghor se dekh raha tha…

2nd Pathan: Kya dekh rahe ho re?

1st Patha: Dekh raha hun ye leak kahan se ho raha hai =s

Jagoo!

Utho doston, aur mulk ka kuch bhala karo…

Jagoo!!!

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Acha tum ho, sorry yaar tum to dobara so jao isi mein Mulk ka bhala hai

Pathan

Pathan Amrud bech raha tha… Aik admi aya bola khan sahb arum mein se keera nikla to?

Khan Sahab: BHai ye to tera kismat hey kal ek admi ka motar cycle nikla tha

Marriage

When a man holds a woman`s hand before marriage it is love, but when he holds one after marriage, its self defense…!!!!!!!!

Sardar Jee

Sardar 2 wife: Mein ghr nahi aa sakta , car da stearing, gear, dashboard chori ho gya he..

After some time, he called again and said “Mein aa reyaa waan, pehle pichli seat te beh gya c…!”

Joke!

Jin: Kya hukam he mere aaqa

Aaqa: Pakistan say loadshedding khatam ker do..

Jin: Aaqa hukam do chawalian mat maro =D