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Sher ki shadi
May 8th
Sher ki shadi ho rahi thi jangle k sare sher jama thay itne me aik kutta aa gya aur nachna shoro kar dya tu sher ne kaha: sher ki shadi me kutton ka kya kaam… tu kutta bola: shadi say pahle me b sher he tha..
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
Apr 10th
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game More >
Baat smajh me i nhi
Jan 16th
Yeh baat smajh me i nhi or ammi ne smjhai nhi
Q billi sher ki khala he
Q wo us ke tai nahi
Q Main kaise methi baat karon
Jab meethi cheez khai nahi
Yeh chanda kaisa mamu hai
Jab ammi ka woh bhai nhi
Kyun lambe baal hain bhaalu ke
Q us ki tind karai nahi
Kya woh More >
Zarori Nahi
Jan 14th
yeh zaroori nahi har shaks maseeha hi hoo, Pyar k zakham amanat hain dekhaya na karo, sheher-e-ihsaas mein pathar b bohat hain mohsin, Dil ko sheeshay k jhronkoon mein sajaya na karo…
Dil
Jan 14th
Unse milke jese bicharna to dostoor hogia, Yado men unki DIL mujboor hogia, Kasoor nhi isme kuchh bhi unka, Humari chahat hi itni thi k unhen guroor hogia.
DIL
Jan 14th
Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nek ko… Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko.. Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
Baarishain
Jan 4th
Barishon K Mausam Main
Tum Ko Yaad Karnay Ki
Aadatain Purani Hain
Ab Ki Baar Socha Hai
Aadatain Badal Dalain
Phir Khayal Aaya K
Aadatain Badlnay Say
Kia Baarashain Rukteen Hain
Nikaray Howay
Jan 4th
Aaj Kuch Ghabraiy Say Lagtay Ho
Thand Say Kap Kapaiy Say Lagtay Ho
Nikhar Kar Aaee Hai Surat Aapki
Bohot Dino K Baad
Nahaiy Nahaiy Say Lagtay Ho
Reward Rs 100 if you dont laugh
Dec 23rd
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India…
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle More >
Always Look for simple solutions
Dec 20th
Case 1:
When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn’t work at zero gravity (ink won’t flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, More >