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Sunnahs (Traditions) of Our Beloved Prophet Muhammad [PBUH ]  Sunnahs of Eating:
x        Sit and eat on the floor.
x         Spread out a cloth on the floor first before eating.
x         Wash both hands up to the wrists.
x         Recite “Bismillah wa’la barakatillah’ aloud.
x         Eat with the right hand.
x         Eat from the side that is in front of [...]

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Former Pakistan cricket captain Imran Khan told the BBC on Tuesday the ambush on the Sri Lankan team in Lahore was one of the worst security failures ever seen in his country.
Khan, who retired from cricket in 1992 and now heads his own political party, said the security provided to the team was less than [...]

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Shireen M Mazari
The chaos following the Swat deal and the Nizam-e-Adl Regulation have been reflections of the failure of the writ of the state to actually enforce these arrangements. This has allowed the Taliban to go beyond the terms of their deal and assert a ‘give-more’ mantra similar to the US ‘do-more’ [...]

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Why is the European Union so quiet about this ?
Where is Green Peace, who make so much noise in other countries…..
This happens only in uncivilised Denmark
DENMARK:  WHAT A SHAME, A SAD SCENE.  THERE IS NO WORSE BEAST THAN MAN!!!!
While it may seem incredible, even today this custom continues, in Dantesque,  - in the [...]

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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.”
“Is the man of the house home?”, they asked.
 ”No”, [...]

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English Version of the Above Article
 
After the plan of returning the US armed forces from Iraq, there was danger of bankruptcy of arm generating companies after getting no more orders. Drone producing company offered a plan to increase the operation in Pakistan. Asia Times
The proof of the presence of Taliban and Alqaida had been provided [...]

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Teacher: Test yaad hai?
Student: Jaise hee parhnay betha to Light chali gai, baad main is Dar se Parhnay nahi betha ke meri waja say phir Light na chali jaye…!

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Thursday, April 23, 2009
By Imran Khan
The reason why there is so much despondency in Pakistan is because there is no road map to get out of the so-called War on Terror - a nomenclature that even the Obama Administration has discarded as being a negative misnomer. To cure the patient the diagnosis has to be [...]

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Pathan G ka Bacha School Jatay Hue Bohot Ro Rha Tha.
Sardar Bola:
Sher Day Bachay School Jande hue Nai Ronday.
Bacha Bola:
Sher Day Bachay School V Nai Janday.

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