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Archive for February, 2009
Fun for husbands
Feb 28th
Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?
Man: I’m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife…
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, More >
Cycle
Feb 26th
Father: If you pass in exams, i’ll gift you 1 cycle
Son: if I fail?
Father: I will gift 100 Cycles
Son: Why
Father: Fer mera puttar dukan kholay ga cyclan di.
Meaning of Dream
Feb 24th
Gift to a wife A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. That evening, the man came home More >
Irony of Life
Feb 24th
Husband to Hotel Manager: Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window Hotel Manager: It’s your Matter What Can I Do, Sir? Husband: The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !
Fun & Fun Only
Feb 24th
3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife 1)The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife
Newsletter:Solar Energy’s Use for Reduction of Global Warming
Feb 24th
In our last discussions we had the detailed view of CO2 n its emission due to our negligence. Now I would like to bring in the light some more facts that can be useful to stop Global Warming and that is the USE OF SOLAR ENERGY. Here are some facts More >
Zardari and Faraz
Feb 22nd
Zardari Asked Faraz,
Tum main or mujh main kia faraq hai?\
Faraz Replied:
Simple, aap poray mulk to zalil kar rahain hein -
Or poora mulk mujhay….
It’s called Mindset!!
Feb 21st
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they More >
School Days….
Feb 18th
Here are some sayings from School…..smile!
Teacher: ‘What is your name?’ Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’ Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’ Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: ‘What is your name?’. Student: ‘My name is Beautiful Red Underwear’ Teacher: ‘What kind of a More >