School:

a place where papa pays and son plays

Life insurance:

a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage:

its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.

Dictionary:

a place where success comes before work

Smile:

a curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Doctor:

a person who kills your ills by pills,

and kills you by bills.