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Archive for January 17, 2009
dosti
Jan 17th
To ne barso ki dosti 15 mint me bhula di “faraz”
Kaheen tu ne bhi to “ghajni ” nahi dekh li
Faraz
Jan 17th
Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
Tamam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tabiat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karen
Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain.
Dawai achi terha hila kar istimal karain.
Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli,
Subha sham khaney k More >
Sardar
Jan 17th
Docter :
Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !
Sardar :
Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..
“Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi wo fail kaise ho gay.
Chooza
Jan 17th
Choza Sherni Se!! Darling I Love U
Sherni: Abay Single Pasli K, Tu Ne Apni Jaan,Body Height Dekhi Hai?
Choza: Sab Chorho Jan-e-Maan, Sirf Confidence Dekho…!!
Girls
Jan 17th
Girls of 1978:
ager tm mil jao zamana chor dain ge hum.
Girls of 2009:
ager tm mil jao purana chor den ge hum. .
Sardar & Bill Gates
Jan 17th
A Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & windows problems:
1-My child learned MS-WORD
Now he wants MS-SENTENCE
2-I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER
I need dat as i own Vespa Scooter
3-I use MS-OFFICE but i need MS-HOME
As i use PC @ home
4-Finaly,
Howz that?
Ur name is “Gates”but u r selling WINDOWS!
More >
Paradox
Jan 17th
Life is a paradox!
whtever you want- U dont get
Whtever you get- U don’t enjoy
Whtever you enjoy- Is not permanent
&
Whatever is permanent- It is boring..!
Reflections!
Jan 17th
1)Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
2)Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole…
3)Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger..
4)Sometimes, He sends us failure so we can be humble..
5)Sometimes, He sends us illness, so we can take better care of ourselves.
6)Sometimes, He takes ‘Everything’ More >
Pakistani
Jan 17th
Pakistani hon di mushkilaan..
1.Ghar wich panjabi bolo
2.School wich urdu bolo
3.parcha angrazi wich hal kero Or
4.marn tu baad hisab arbi wich
Haay O Rabba.
Zindagi
Jan 17th
Girl’s father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare..
Boyfriend: Bas Uncle, isi liye to main use yahan se ly jany aya hun..