A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the
problem?”
“My mother died in August,” his friend replied, “and left me
£25,000. Then in September my father died, leaving me £90,000.”
“Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”
“And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000.” His friend
continued.
“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”
“Then this month,” concluded, the friend,

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“absolutely nothing!”