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Archive for November, 2008
Mohabat khud batati hai …
Nov 28th
Mohabat khud batati hai … kahan kis ka thikana hy … kisay aankhon mein rakhna hy … kisay dil mein basana hy … Riha krna hy kis ko … aur kisy zanjeer krna hy … mitana hy kisy … aur kisy tehreer krna hy … gharonda kb girana hy … More >
A Friend Like You
Nov 28th
A Friend Like You ~
True friends are hard to find, This I know to be very true. I’ve had friends in the past, But none can compare to you.
You always make me smile, When I am feeling so down. You take away the blue skies, When ever you are around.
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PYAR
Nov 28th
** LIKH DO **
Ek baar kar k aitbar likh do Kitna hay mujh say pyar likh do Kat ti nahin ya zindagi ab taray bina Kitna or karon intizar likh do Taras rahay hain bari muddat say Is baar apni muhabbat ka izhar likh do Deewany ho jain jeesay par More >
6 Weeks, 6 Months and 6 Years
Nov 28th
Dating process:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months: Of course I love U. 6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I’m home. 6 months: BACK!! 6 years: What did your mom cook More >
Modern Heights
Nov 28th
Modern Heights
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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A Few Windows XP Tips
Nov 28th
Reach Run quickly Here’s a quicker way to reach the Run dialog box, if you don’t want to go through the Start menu. Just hit the Windows key + R.
Looking for a better screen font display? Enable ClearType, Microsoft’s trademark font display technology, for a drastic improvement in screen font rendering. Right-click More >
Frog and Sardar
Nov 28th
Frog to sardar: Kya sardar ka dimagh hota hai? Sardar: Haan hota hai. Frog: Nahi hota hai, by saying this frog jumps in the water. Sardar: Is mien suicide karne ki kya baat hai, I was joking.
Sardar ji and his Ferrari
Nov 28th
One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.
Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker Sardar’s car came in contact with Tyson’s bike.
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Sardar ji at Interview
Nov 28th
Interviewer: Tell me opposite of good sardar: Bad Int: Come sdr: Go Int: Ugly sdr: Pichli Int: Ugly? sdr: Pichli Int: Shut up sdr: Keep talking Int: Get out sdr: Come in Int: Oh my God sdr: Oh my devil Int: You are rejected sdr: I m selected Balle balle………………
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