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Archive for November 25, 2008
Inzamamis English
Nov 25th
In a press conference a reporter askes Inzamam: “What r u feeling on woolmer’s death?”
Inzi replies: “First of all thanks to Allah & credit goes to boys”.
Sheeda Vs Bush An Ultimate
Nov 25th
George W. Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
“Hallo, Mr. Bush!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Sheeda from Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!”
“Well, Sheeda,” More >
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!
Nov 25th
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!
Question: “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “tea please”
Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?” Answer: “Ceylon tea ”
Question: “How would you like it ? black More >
Tanha Suraj…….
Nov 25th
Ik basti thi dil walon ki,
Jahan chand aur suraj rehtay thay
Sara din wo aangan mien
Hansa Khela kartay thay
Ik doojay par mertay thay
Phir ik din wo
Aapus mein rooth gaye
Ab chand wahan tub aata hai
Jub suraj chhup jata hai
Jub suraj wahan aata hai
Tau chand kahin so jata hai
Baadil ye kehtay hain k
suraj More >
Why to keep your children’s name followed by the name “Muhammad”
Nov 25th
When on the Judgement Day, Allah Ta’ala will call “Muhammad” (the name of His Beloved Hazrat Muhammad S.A.W.W), All the name fellows of Muhammad S.A.W.W. (i.e. Muhamm) will rush at the call. Only because of the name “Muhammad”, all the name fellows of Hazrat Muhammad S.A.W.W. will also get permission to More >