Smartness is everything
Archive for November 20, 2008
Can we compare our PM’s or President’s Resume to this ?
Nov 20th
RESUME Name: Dr Manmohan Singh (India’s Prime Minister) DOB: September 26, 1932 Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab) Father: S. Gurmukh Singh Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur Married on: September 14, 1958 Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur Children: Three daughters
EDUCATION /Qualification: * 1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University,Chandigarh, * 1952; Stood first More >
Bush Needs A Job :)
Nov 20th
I Need a Job
I will be available in January 2009, and I am willing to relocate.
RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
* I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I plead guilty, paid a fine, and More >
MONKEY IN THE PLANE
Nov 20th
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: ‘When the plane More >
A Glass of Milk
Nov 20th
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely More >
Sarcastic & Funny Phrases
Nov 20th
- Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
- He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.
- I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
- Any similarity More >
A Story with a Moral
Nov 20th
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, More >
Always be careful…
Nov 20th
Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her “Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.” The lady then said that the More >
Life Still Has A Meaning
Nov 20th
If there is a future there is time for mending- Time to see your troubles coming to an ending.
Life is never hopeless however great your sorrow- If you’re looking forward to a new tomorrow.
If there is time for wishing then there is time for hoping- When through doubt and darkness More >
Trust in God. Always !
Nov 20th
I asked for Strength……… And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for Wisdom……… And God gave me Problems to solve.
I asked for Prosperity……… And God gave me Brain and Brawn to work.
I asked for Courage……… And God gave me Danger to overcome.
I asked for Love……… And God More >
An inspiring story worth reading
Nov 20th
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.
As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased More >