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Archive for November 17, 2008
If Dentists Make Films.
Nov 17th
If dentists make films,?the names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G?
Nov 17th
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
BUS Aur LARKI
Nov 17th
Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
Sardar Darvaze Pe
Nov 17th
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Sardar 2 Friend:
Nov 17th
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar Airhostess Se
Nov 17th
1 sardar airhostess se, “Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Sardar Ki Wife
Nov 17th
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
