Perfect

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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“ab har koi meri terha perfect
to nahi ho sakta na”

 

Likha Tera Naam

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p

 

1000′s were rejected for you

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

 

Exams!

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

 

Marks:

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

 

Genius Sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Sardar and Job

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
” I Want To Apply For This Job …”

 

AAHO…..

1st man : yar ye “aaho” kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai yehi jo paindu log hotay hain wo “aaho” boltay hain aur jo parhay likhay hotay hain wo “Haan Ji” boltay hain. 

1st man: acha aap parhay likhay hain ???
2nd man : aaho …