Smartness is everything
Archive for October 5, 2008
Sardar Jee
Oct 5th
Sardar 2 wife: Mein ghr nahi aa sakta , car da stearing, gear, dashboard chori ho gya he..
After some time, he called again and said “Mein aa reyaa waan, pehle pichli seat te beh gya c…!”
Joke!
Oct 5th
Jin: Kya hukam he mere aaqa
Aaqa: Pakistan say loadshedding khatam ker do..
Jin: Aaqa hukam do chawalian mat maro =D
BHengi wife
Oct 5th
BHengi wife: Sunoo jee, meri aankhein Kajol se milti hein na?
Husband: Kambakhat teri aapus mein nahi milti kajol se kaya milein gi
Bhooki!
Oct 5th
IN a park, 2 lovers were eating chips by looking into each other eyes.
Girl: What r u thinking right now?
Boy: I am thinking that u r eating more chips than me! Bhooki!
Joke!
Oct 5th
A girl phone me the other day and said “Come on over, therez nobody home….”
I went over, Nobody was home =(