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Archive for October 3, 2008
Laughs
Oct 3rd
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Kharachi , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, from Lahore , responds, “Yeah, but you should try More >
The Least Romantic Quotations
Oct 3rd
The Least Romantic Quotations (Ideal after breakup) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving More >