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Archive for September, 2008
Height of Innocent Dhamki
Sep 18th
Height of Innocent Dhamki
Theif was leaving house
Kid woke up and said
“Mera school bag bhi le ja Kaminay warna mummy paap ko utha dunga.”
Tips to avoid Heart Diseases
Sep 17th
Heart disease or cardiovascular disease is an umbrella term used to describe a number of different conditions which affect the heart. The most common heart diseases are:
- Coronary heart disease
- Stroke
- Peripheral vascular disease
Symptoms:
No single symptom unmistakably indicates a heart disorder, but certain symptoms suggest the possibility, and several symptoms together may More >
How to Gain Weight -2
Sep 17th
Fats and Oil:
Healthy fats include the essential polyunsaturated omega-3 essential fatty acids and omega-6 fatty acids. You can only get these fats from your diet and they are important for healthy hair, skin, neurological function.
The omega-3 fats from fish, seafood, canola oil, flax and walnuts is usually deficient in western More >
Mother to Doctor…….
Sep 17th
Mother to Doctor: Meray bachay ko current lag gya hai main kya karoon?
Doctor: Pehlay to aap 2 nafal shukranay k ada karein k aap ki taraf bijli aa rahi hai…….
Gold rates
Sep 17th
Gold rates are increasing day by day.
I am worried about u
Be careful, Someone may kidnap u
Bcoz u r a person…….
With 100% Golden Heart.
Facts of Life
Sep 17th
Zindagi mien 2 cheezein bohat Takleef deh hoti hain.
Ek
Wo jis say “Muhabbat” na ho us k saath rehna.
Doosra,
Jis se “Muhabbat” ho us k baghair rehna.
Tip of the Day:
Zindagi……..Cigrate ki tarha hoti hai.
Enjoy karo warna…….
Sulag tau rahi he hai,
Khatum tau waisay bhi ho he jaye gi!!!
Shakerpeare says, “There are two More >
Muhabbat naam hai mera
Sep 17th
Muhabbat naam hai mera.
Agar chaho gay tum mujh ko,
Tumhari saans se pehlay,
Tumhari jaan ban jaoon,
Agar dekho gay tum mujh ko,
Tumhari aankh se pehlay,
Tumhara khawab ban jaoon,
Agar socho gay tum mujh ko,
Tumharay paaon se pehlay,
Tumhari Raah ban jaoon.
Mohabbat
Naam
Hai mera……
More >
Dua
Sep 17th
Dua ki soorat mien us ki khatir,
Jo meray honton se lafz nikley,
Jo meri aankhon se ashk niklay,
Is Ramadan k sadqay mien ay Khudaya…..
Jab bhi us ka naseeb likhna,
Urooj likhna,
Kamal likhna,
Kabhi na harf-e-Zawal likhna
Khushiyan likhna,
Aur
Us ki umar-e-Daraaz likhna.
Faraz……
Sep 17th
Hum log teray shehar mein khushbu ki tarha hain Faraz….
Mehsoos bhi hotay hain aur wajood bhi nahi rakhtay.
Tum is shehar ki khuloos se waqif nahi Faraz.
Ye to mohsin ko bhi sar-e-aam saza detay hain.