Smartness is everything
Archive for September, 2008
Installing a husband
Sep 27th
INSTALLING A HUSBAND From a grumbling Wife Dear Tech Support: ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs More >
Hidden Meanings
Sep 27th
Hidden Meanings
1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”
2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”
3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same”
4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done “At least not More >
One bedroom flat
Sep 27th
A forwarded emailm but very touching ….
As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software Engineer and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true. Here at More >
sorry
Sep 27th
Bus mai larki ka paon baba k paon k nechay ata hai. Baba :sorry
larki: get lost!
Thori dair bad uska paon aik larkay k paon k neechay ata hai
larka: sorry
larki: its alright
baba :na te! Mere ki sorry de spelling galat c??
Amir Liaqat ka Asli Chehra
Sep 26th
US Citizens: do your duty–spend your money on US products only
Sep 26th
Here is an interesting comment on the current recession in USA :
Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following: ”The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend More >
Pakistan’s president tells Palin she’s ‘gorgeous’
Sep 25th
NEW YORK (CNN) — Pakistan’s new president called GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin “gorgeous” when the two met in New York on Wednesday.
Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin meets Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari in New York on Wednesday.
Palin has been in New York meeting international leaders in town this More >
READ IT
Sep 25th
*1. Hazrat Muhammad s.a.w.(PBUH) says that ‘if a person recite ‘ Ayatal Kursi’ after every Farz Namaz then there will be nothing between him and Heaven except Death’
*2. There is a Hadith that says ‘La Haula Wala Quuatailla billahil aliyul azeem’ is such a great medicine that it cures every disease More >
Interesting Conversation
Sep 25th
Don’t miss even a single word…Every second is worth reading this mail…
Too good!!!!!
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
Prof:
So you believe in God?
Student:
Absolutely, sir.
Prof
: Is God good?
Student:
Sure.
Prof:
Is God all-powerful?
Student
: Yes.
Prof:
My More >