Smartness is everything
Archive for August, 2008
Sardar Rocks
Aug 3rd
Maths teacher 2 Sardar: If you hav Rs 1000 in one pocket and Rs 1000 in other pocket, what would u think?
Sardar: yaar main kitay abbay di pant tey nai paa litti ?
A Poem by every girl
Aug 3rd
Husband apna esa ho 6-1 jis ki height ho
gusay ka wo light ho
shirt jis ki tight ho
jb saas se meri fight ho kahay begam tum always right ho
jb main tayar ho k aoun kahay dear tum kitni nice ho
esa husband mil jae to life apni delight ho
main uron asman pe More >
Birthday gift
Aug 3rd
HUSBANT: Honey what do you want for your birthday?
WIFE: Not much dear, just a small radio ……… with a sports car around it..
Mujhy Tum Se Muhabat Hai
Aug 3rd
Zara tun sham dhalnay do
k soraj ko to janay do
parindon ko to urnay do
zara to sham dhalnay do
abhi tu asman ka rang nikhray ga
abhi khushbo b bikkhray gi
abhi mosam b badlay ga
abhi tu chand niklay ga
abhi manzar badalnay main zara dair baqi hai
abhi dil k sambhalny main zara si dair More >
Sikh vs Pathan
Aug 3rd
Qaradad-e-Pakistan 1940 ko manzoor ho gai the,
laikin dono mulk 1947 ko azad hoyee
7 saal sirf iss baat pe jhagra chalta raha k
Sikh kon le ga
aur
Pathan kon
Ikhlaq
Aug 3rd
“Ikhlad ke Qeemat kuch nahi deni parti, mager is say her cheez khareedi ja sakti hai”
Hazrat ALI (A.S.)
Dil
Aug 3rd
dil, main ye nahi kehta k koi dil main na samayay
koi arzo na ban paay
par itna zaror keta hon
k,
dil main kabhi kisi ko itni jagah na do
k,
dil k laey dharkna mushkil ho jaye.
Have a Good Day
Aug 3rd
I hope I can give you a smile
Even if just for a while
Even though I am not there
But you’re always in my prayers
“Have a Good Day”