Smartness is everything
Archive for August 28, 2008
Welcome to Sardar World
Aug 28th
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se…..
2ND: itne… pyar se….?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra More >
I knelt to pray but not for long
Aug 28th
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Muslim duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease.
All day long I More >
ME and MY BOSS
Aug 28th
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, More >
Who has two daughters
Aug 28th
Ibne-Abbas Radiyallahu anhuma narrates that
Rasullullah Sallallahu alaihi wasallam said:
No Muslim who has two daughters and he treats
them well as long as they live with him,
or he lives with them,
except that these two daughters will cause him
to enter into Paradise.
(Ibne-Hibban)
Accessing some1′s PC on a Cable Net
Aug 28th
Do you know it is illegal under PECO 2007? So try this only on a network that you own or only if it is your job responsibility (like that of a PenTester a.k.a security professional a.k.a Ethical Hacker). Just to emphasize how this is illegal and a crime read this: More >
Stupid Questions, Smart Answers
Aug 28th
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the More >
Irani Female Commandos
Aug 28th
The pictures below, show that Females are also courageous and doing their job shoulder to shoulder with Male.
Irani Female Commandos have been shown in the pictures who are performing various actions during duty.
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Aug 28th
Plastics take 500 years to break down.
Crocodile only animal & reptile that sheds tear while eating.
8.7 million of United State residents who were born in Asia.
Traffic lights are being used before the invention of motor car.
A normal person laughs five times in a day.
40 percent of McDonald’s profits come More >
Don’t do it immediate after taking Meal
Aug 28th
DON’T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL
- Don’t smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).
- Don’t eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore More >