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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up.
He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 [...]

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Terrorists have kidnapped our MUSHARAF
and demanded Rs: 5,000,000,000,000 or else they will burn him with petrol plz donate
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15 litres.

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3 monkeys run 4m zoo,
1st. found watching tv
2nd. found playing football
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NO DEAR
its not u g
hamesha aise he sochtey ho
wo mil nahi raha.

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Every morning u have two choices continue your sleep with dreaming or wake up and chase your dreams.
choice is yours
Have a nice sleep!!!

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JOHN KEATS said “speak less to people u love d most…… bcoz if they can’t understand ur silence……. they can never understand ur words..”!

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1 sardar ko TELENOR mei operator ki job mil gai.
Pehley hi din call ayi “Sir meri telenor ki sim block ho gai hei”
Sardar: “Te SAALEYA ufone di sim le la.”

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‘Love Vs Exams’
Love: One of the hardest thing bcoz u have thought that u can’t express.
Exam: Still harder bcoz u don’t have any thought  still u have to express.

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Surah-Al-Baqarah: V#216.
“ho sakta hei k aik cheez tumhe nagwar ho aur wahi tumhare liye behtar ho. Aur ho sakta hei k aik cheez tumhe pasand ho aur wohi tumhare liye buri ho. Allah janta hei, tum nahi jaante”
Allah apko or mujhe wo de jo hamary haq mein behter ho.
Ameen

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Egg to white hota hei
White to milk b hota hei
Milk to bhens deti hei
Bhens to kaali hoti hei
Kaaley to bangali b hote hein
Bangali to paan khate hein
Paan to laal hota hei
Laal to gulaab b hota hei
Gulab mei to kaante hote hein
Kaante to fish mei b hote hein
Fish to achi hote hei
Ache to insaan b hote [...]

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