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Archive for August 12, 2008
Nakal chor bhai
Aug 12th
Two doggar brothers were in the same class in the same school.
Teacher: Tum dono nay apnay father ka naam kion different likha!?
Doggar Brothers: Tussi fair kehna C, nakal maari hai!
hand writing
Aug 12th
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
Santa:mai tere mobile say apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?
B.A
Aug 12th
Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?”
Banta: “B.A.”
Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?”
64 dant
Aug 12th
Sardar: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand pan dene nay
Pass aik or aadmi ne keha sardar jee insaan day 64 nahi 32 Dand hondey nay.
Sardar: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye see.
tyre
Aug 12th
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
santa banta
Aug 12th
Santa went to see a girl for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”
santa”s poetry
Aug 12th
Santa”s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
essay on dog
Aug 12th
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
santa banta
Aug 12th
Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.