Titanic kay saath aik Shaikh doob raha tha
or hans bhi raha tha
Police: oye tum hans kion rahay ho?
Shaikh: Shukar hai mainay return ticket nai kharida

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9/11: Pakistan Responsible
7/7: Pakistan Responsible
Mumbai blast: Pakistan Responsible
Rise of Taliban: Pakistan Responsible
N. Korea nuclear bomb: Pakistan Responsible
Iran Nuclear Preparation: Pakistan Responsible
Conclusion:
PAKISTAN is the most RESPONSIBLE country in the world
So proud to be a PAKISTANI n b responsible

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Aik LARKI kissi kay saath bhag gayee
Aik LARKI ko kuch ghunday utha kar lay gayee
Aik LARKI apne shohar se larnay kay baad apnay ghar agayee
Aik LARKI apni saas kay hatho zulm ka nishana bani
Aik LARKI gir gai aur usay kafi chotain ayee
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rakhay har LARKI par nazar

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Maths teacher 2 Sardar: If you hav Rs 1000 in one pocket and Rs 1000 in other pocket, what would u think?
Sardar: yaar main kitay abbay di pant tey nai paa litti ?

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Husband apna esa ho 6-1 jis ki height ho
gusay ka wo light ho
shirt jis ki tight ho
jb saas se meri fight ho kahay begam tum always right ho
jb main tayar ho k aoun kahay dear tum kitni nice ho
esa husband mil jae to life apni delight ho
main uron asman pe jese koi kite ho.

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HUSBANT: Honey what do you want for your birthday?
WIFE: Not much dear, just a small radio ……… with a sports car around it..

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Zara tun sham dhalnay do
k soraj ko to janay do
parindon ko to urnay do
zara to sham dhalnay do
abhi tu asman ka rang nikhray ga
abhi khushbo b bikkhray gi
abhi mosam b badlay ga
abhi tu chand niklay ga
abhi manzar badalnay main zara dair baqi hai
abhi dil k sambhalny main zara si dair baqi hai
chalay jana abhi 2 [...]

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Qaradad-e-Pakistan 1940 ko manzoor ho gai the,
laikin dono mulk 1947 ko azad hoyee
7 saal sirf iss baat pe jhagra chalta raha k
Sikh kon le ga
aur
Pathan kon

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“Ikhlad ke Qeemat kuch nahi deni parti, mager is say her cheez khareedi ja sakti hai”
Hazrat ALI (A.S.)

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dil, main ye nahi kehta k koi dil main na samayay
koi arzo na ban paay
par itna zaror keta hon
k,
dil main kabhi kisi ko itni jagah na do
k,
dil k laey dharkna mushkil ho jaye.

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